1. Jean-Claude Van Damme/Steven Seagal Comeback Film. Bonus points if they are in the same movie and must team up to stop some heinous crime. Or better yet, the two are serendipitously linked as Steven Seagal must save his kidnapped daughter on ship that is being actively targeted by terrorists that Van Damme is hired to stop. Double bonus points if in some way, shape, or form Wesley Snipes is one of the bad guys.
2. New 2Pac Album. Its been a year or two since he has put anything new out. I know he is “dead”, but that hasn’t stopped him before.
3. Declined Friendship Notification on Facebook. A lot of people ask me to be friends with them on Facebook, but I don’t always want to be their friend. Sometimes, it’s because I don’t know them, other times it’s BECAUSE I know them that I am just not interested. In either case, unless they actively look on their friend list for me, and see me not there, they could think I have added them. I wouldn’t want to then run into them, and have them think we are friends when, in actuality, we are not. They should know. Facebook notifies you about everything else. Why not this?
4. My sweating problem to go away. There are a number of things that cause this. Perhaps the extra weight I have been carrying lately, perhaps I suffer from hyperhydrosis. All I know is that even Gillette Clinical Strength Anti-Perspirant isn’t working and I would like to be able to wear dress shirts again. Something must be done.
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude Photos. I know recently these photos surfaced…but I don’t care. I dedicated too much of my teenage quality time to this woman to give up on hope now. Of course, now that the tabloids are covering her, again, she probably doesn’t need the exposure (get it….chuckle, chuckle) but if she can fade into oblivion just enough from a Ghost Whisperer cancellation, we could get the perfect storm of desperation that we finally see it happen.
( A close six…Misusing Big Words to blow-up and be huge. Call me a dreamer, but I think the world deserves it.)